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As freshly minted adults in Bangalore with a bit of cash to spare, we bought books. We rooted among the used piles at Blossom Book House by day, haunted Petromax-lit roadside tarp shops by night, and scoured the infant internet for information by dial-up. I came upon a 1942 essay by Borges. He said, of a certain Chinese encyclopedia entitled Celestial Empire of Benevolent Knowledge: โIn its remote pages it is written that the animals are divided into: (a) belonging to the emperor, (b) embalmed, (c) tame, (d) suckling pigs, (e) sirens, (f) fabulous, (g) stray dogs, (h) included in the present classification, (i) frenzied, (j) innumerable, (k) drawn with a very fine camelhair brush, (l) et cetera, (m) having just broken the water pitcher, (n) that from a long way off look like flies.โ
A difficult and delightful outsider finally vindicated my love for lists. I was smitten.
We are not new to lists in the East. We are quite big on them, in fact. Take a look at how the Bhagavad-Gฤซtฤ, the most intense part of the great Indian epic Mahฤbhฤrata, opens.ย
The battlefield of Kurukแนฃetra. It is the war to end all wars. The Pฤแนแธava and the Kaurava armies are arrayed for battle, warrior after legendary warrior, each named, each terribly prepared. Saรฑjaya, a minister temporarily granted clairvoyance, has been tasked with giving Dhแนtarฤแนฃแนญra, the blind Kaurava king, a blow-by-blow narration. On the Kaurava side, the grand patriarch Bhฤซแนฃma blows his tremendous conch, roaring like a lion, setting off horns and trumpets, cymbals and drums, heralding what is to come. On the Pฤแนแธava side, Kแนแนฃแนa blows his conch Pฤรฑcajanya, and the five brothers theirs, Arjuna, his Devadatta, Yudhiแนฃแนญhira, his Anantavijaya, Bhฤซma, his mighty Pauแนแธra, and Nakula and Sahadeva, their Sughoแนฃa and Maแนipuแนฃpaka. Thundering across earth and sky, the great sound shatters the hearts of the hundred sons of Dhแนtarฤแนฃแนญra.
A list. And the epic, which has all of life and then some, is strewn with lists. The form accomplishes a lot with a little. It builds scenes layer by layer. It accretes, elevates, and expands feelingโthrilling awe and power here; fear, futility, and despondency there; joy and victory elsewhere. It permits story after story to get in through osmosis, establishing epic architecture in the mind, until you have always known it, until you have never not known it. โNo Indian ever hears the Mahabharata for the first time,โ said A.K. Ramanujan, a noted poet and scholar.
Pฤแนiniโs Aแนฃแนญฤdhyฤyฤซ, Eight Chapters, the foundational text of Sanskrit grammar that has influenced all of linguistics and computer programming, is a list. Pataรฑjaliโs famous Yoga Sลซtras are a list. The sลซtra form, like a bead on a string, is the basic unit of the list. The Buddha himself was a list maker extraordinaire. Take a look at this doorstop of a book. The form works.
We all make lists, if only to buy bread and milk. But we tend to forget how mythic and subversive (as we have just seen), joyful and maddening, enchanting and sobering, and utterly chilling lists can beโand what they can do. To love a list is to partake in letter and word, form and change. To make lists is to join a long line of list makers, to indulge in a timeless art, to break down the artificial wall that separates thinking and doing, thinkers and doers.
We Like Lists Because We Donโt Want to Die (Umberto Eco, Interview with Spiegel, November 2009)
List making to comprehend infinity and ensure immortality! This interview succeeds in putting a spotlight on the list form by probing the mind and work of one of its most radical and vocal lovers. For Ecoโa philosopher, semiotician, and novelist, whose own work teems with listsโthe list is the creator, curator, and arbiter of culture, and by extension, civilization. He points out how Homer, in attempting to convey the size of the Greek army in The Iliad, โcannot find the right metaphor, and so he begs the muses to help him. Then he hits upon the idea of naming many, many generals and their ships.โ As we saw earlier, the infinitely ambitious Mahฤbhฤrata, seven times longer than The Iliad and The Odyssey combined, uses the same technique to express the inexpressible.
The list is the origin of culture. Itโs part of the history of art and literature. What does culture want? To make infinity comprehensible. It also wants to create orderโnot always, but often. And how, as a human being, does one face infinity? How does one attempt to grasp the incomprehensible? Through lists, through catalogs, through collections in museums and through encyclopedias and dictionaries. There is an allure to enumerating how many women Don Giovanni slept with: It was 2,063, at least according to Mozartโs librettist, Lorenzo da Ponte. We also have completely practical listsโthe shopping list, the will, the menuโthat are also cultural achievements in their own right.
What ifโฆ Listicles Are Actually an Ancient Form of Writing and Narrative? (James Vincent, Lit Hub, November 2022)
This informative essay presents the list as โone of humanityโs oldest writing systems.โ There are older oral (and enumerative) traditions across the world, but the written word seems to have originated with Mesopotamia, Mesoamerica, China, and Egyptโparticularly the Mesopotamian civilization of Sumer, through which the essay takes a gentle stroll. The earliest uses of the list were lexical and administrative. Nonetheless, all that naming, counting, and cataloging fed our big brains. Eco concurs, in a manner reminiscent of facet analysis, โThe list is the mark of a highly advanced, cultivated society because a list allows us to question the essential definitions. The essential definition is primitive compared with the list.โ Letโs hope the palate-sticking ickiness of the word โlisticleโ is no measure of our alleged advancement.
Lists may not seem like cognitive dynamite, but their proliferation appears to have helped develop new modes of thought in early societies, encouraging us to think analytically about the world. โThe list relies on discontinuity rather than continuity,โ writes anthropologist Jack Goody. โ[I]t encourages the ordering of the items, by number, by initial sound, by category, etc. And the existence of boundaries, external and internal, brings greater visibility to categories, at the same time as making them more abstract.
As Goody argues, the process of constructing a thematic list โleads to increments of knowledge, to the organization of experience.โ It is a precursor to organized philosophical systems, and, eventually, to science.
Literary Lists are Records of Female Desire (Cynthia Gralla, Electric Literature, October 2019)
Ecoโs The Infinity of Lists is always drawn upon in the matter of lists because it is vast and voluble on the subject. But as Gralla rightly notes, where are the women? And I must add, where is the other half of the world? It only covers the West. I suppose half of infinity is still infinity. Literature loves lists, and there is a lot of ground to cover. This delicate essay notes, โone of the archaic definitions of list is โto like, wish, choose,โ a cognate to the German gelรผsten, โto desire or lust.โโ โLists are lusts itemized,โ the author says, traversing a terrain dotted with Japanese court literature, French erotica, and contemporary poetry, fiction, and memoir, exploring and questioning their female authors and protagonists and their various desires and preoccupations.
Truth be told, literary lists catalog desire in all forms. One of the most famous examples is Casanovaโs The Story of My Life, a compendium of conquests strained through the male gaze. In such a text, lists can amount to a fragmentation of the (usually female) body of the belovedโ an additional, twisted conquest to complement the one made off the page.
Are womenโs literary lists intrinsically different from menโs? Itโs tempting to see them as a part of a larger effort by female authors over the centuries to claim agency through fragments like diary entries or letters. Unlike a collection, which subsumes parts in a whole, a list yearns with each entry, honoring its disparate items. In the case of many female lit listers, their catalogs desire to transform both author and readers through that longing.
Georges Perec: A Userโs Manual (Matthew Gidley, Frieze, June 2000)
In 1960 France, Raymond Queneau and Franรงois Le Lionnais formed the Ouvroir de Littรฉrature Potentielle (Workshop of Potential Literature), better known as the Oulipo, with the stated aim of using rules and constraints, often mathematical, in literature. A list, as a form, is a fruitful constraint. Italo Calvino, a member of the Oulipo, put it to beautiful use in Invisible Cities, โI should now list the wares that can profitably be bought here [in Anastasia]: agate, onyx, chrysoprase, and other varieties of chalcedony โฆ. โ and in If On a Winterโs Night a Traveller. But it was Georges Perec who took the โlove of taxonomy to its blazing reductioโ with Life: A Userโs Manual. Mapping a 10 x 10 chessboard to each cell of which was attached a series of lists, or โschedule of obligations,โ onto the elevation of a Parisian townhouse, he made a โKnightโs Tourโ of movements, which then became the novel. This sharp essay dissects his cataloging mind.
โฆ Perec remained true to his favourite themes of classifying and schematising places and objects (such as alternative methods for the โart and manner of arranging oneโs booksโ) – and he compiled lists. These ranged from a catalogue of all the different beds in which he had slept, to a detailed description of the evolution of the Rue Vilin over a 12 year period, and his notorious Attempt at an Inventory of the Liquid and Solid Foodstuffs Ingurgitated by Me in the Course of the Year Nineteen Hundred and Seventy-Four (1976) – โone thrush patรฉ… fourteen cucumber salads… seven pigsโ trotters… one chicken kebab… two guava sorbets… one Saint-Emilion โ61… four Guinnessโ. Another member of the Oulipo, Claude Berge, had proposed that a novel could be built around a theoretical mathematical structure known as a ten by ten Graeco-Latin bi-square, and Perec realised that by using this structure as a reference to a series of lists, such a novel would almost write itself.
The Checklist (Atul Gawande, The New Yorker, December 2007)
For general further reading: Lists: To-dos, Illustrated Inventories, Collected Thoughts, and Other Artistsโ Enumerations (Smithsonian, 2010)
In this essay, which grew into the beautiful book The Checklist Manifesto: How to Get Things Right, Gawande, surgeon and MacArthur Fellow, offers a thoughtful meditation on a simple idea for a complex worldโthe checklist. Drawing examples from fields of great complexity, such as flying advanced aircraft and providing critical care for trauma patients, where the total volume of knowledge far surpasses any individualโs capacity for retention and flawless retrieval, the author observes what a simple, unassuming tool might be able to accomplish. The willingness to use checklists, he suggests, is a welcome admission of human fallibility and a step toward addressing it.
We have the means to make some of the most complex and dangerous work we doโin surgery, emergency care, and I.C.U. medicineโmore effective than we ever thought possible. But the prospect pushes against the traditional culture of medicine, with its central belief that in situations of high risk and complexity what you want is a kind of expert audacityโthe right stuff, again. Checklists and standard operating procedures feel like exactly the opposite, and thatโs what rankles many people.
Itโs ludicrous, though, to suppose that checklists are going to do away with the need for courage, wits, and improvisation. The body is too intricate and individual for that: good medicine will not be able to dispense with expert audacity. Yet it should also be ready to accept the virtues of regimentation.
Kanya Kanchana is a poet and philologist from India. She likes lists.
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