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AIGONZ is the first word, God. Diuueliz, Devil, is not far behind.
โIgnota lingua per simplicem hominem Hildegardem prolata.โ โAn unknown language brought forth by the simple human Hildegard.โ This invented language, the Lingua Ignota, had an extensive vocabulary to cover matters pertaining to all realmsโspiritual, human, and natural. Over a thousand words.
The 12th-century German mystic Hildegard von Bingen was no โpaupercula feminea forma,โ or โpoor little womanly shape,โ as she referred to herself. Seer of visions, pioneering poet and composer, abbess of a Benedictine nunnery, counselor of kings and popes, and knowledgeable about history, zoology, botany, herbal medicine, painting, and architecture, she was a towering medieval figure. She was also the worldโs first conlanger.
Closer to our own times, J. R. R. Tolkien, an Anglo-Saxon philologist by day, wrote the high-fantasy works The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings just to have somewhere to put his writing systems and invented languagesโQuenya, Sindarin, Khuzdul, and others. He called this obsessive predilection his โsecret vice.โ He was not the only one: George Orwell made Newspeak for 1984; Anthony Burgess made Nadsat for A Clockwork Orange; Ursula K. Le Guin made Kesh for Always Coming Home, complete with poetry and music.
Or perhaps you first heard of this phenomenon through the granddaddy of all sci-fi conlangs, Klingon, Marc Okrandโs much-hallowed and much-mocked alien tongue from Star Trek. (Toย be fair, much of the derision was directed at its hardcore fans rather than the language.) Or Paul Frommerโs Naโvi from Avatar, or David Petersonโs Dothraki and High Valyrian from Game of Thrones.
For all their ingenuity, peculiarity, and beauty, why are we talking about constructed languages when natural languages are in peril? Why build a new Tower of Babel?
โEvery language is an old-growth forest of the mind, a watershed of thought, an ecosystem of spiritual possibilities,โ says anthropologist and ethnobotanist Wade Davis in The Wayfinders. The death of a language is a catastrophic event, the extinguishing of a world, and no one hears it go.
But languages are also being born anew, and biological and linguistic evolution often share features. What if we looked at language creation as a necessary, fruitful part of this cycle of death and rebirth, a human impulse that seeks to understand and be understood?ย
As for whether a constructed language could ever match a natural language with its deep history, rich culture, and centuries of textual nourishment, we can take heart from what Umberto Eco has to say in The Search for the Perfect Language: โWhen the poets of medieval Sicilian courts wrote in a vernacular, when the Slavic bards sang The Song of Prince Igor and the Anglo-Saxon scop [minstrel] improvised Beowulf, their languages were just as youngโyet still, in their own way, capable of absorbing the entire history of the preceding languages.โ
Language Birth (Karson Elmgren, Asterisk, March 2026)
In late โ70s Nicaragua, a group of children deaf from birth developed a complex signing system from scratch. The younger children learned from each other, advancing the early versions at top speed, complete with grammar and syntax. In a world first, linguists were actually present to witness what The New York Times called a โLinguistic Big Bang.โย
A bastion of nerdy loserdom. Thatโs what the curious subculture of conlangs looks like to the average person on the street. I enjoy language and many of my lists are, indeed, tagged โdelightfully nerdy,โ but some of the alleyways I wound up in researching this list, oh.ย
But consider another possibility.
An unknown number of languages have already become extinct. Out of the 7,000+ languages now active, more than 3,000 are endangered. Acknowledging this sobering fact, Elmgren, a research analyst in emerging technologies, counters with an optimistic, transformative way of looking at language invention (conlangs, jargon, and slang) for a changing world: โa rather new kind of human linguistic activity: the intentional creation of new linguistic diversity, on a grand scale . . .โ
Conlangs are typically regarded as playthings for the uncoolest possible variety of nerd. J.R.R. Tolkien referred to conlanging as his โsecret vice.โ It would not score you points in a typical happy hour anywhere from London to Los Angeles to admit to learning a conlang, orโmuch worseโcreating one yourself. Many people have a sense that the loss of a natural language is something poignantโat least as regrettable, perhaps, as the extinction of a species of small frog whose ecological niche would nevertheless be easily filled by one of his amphibian brethren. But nobody seems to think that constructing a language is like bioengineering a species of frog de novo as a living, hopping, ribbiting part of the human cognitive ecosystem. The more common view is that conlangs are either exercises in comically failed utopianism (Esperantoโs sad and somewhat unfair fate in public opinion), or embarrassing frivolities, like an over-zealous passion for cosplay. But I believe conlangs do represent new linguistic diversity in some significant senses. Some of them much more so than others.
Utopian for Beginners (Joshua Foer, The New Yorker, December 2012)
Sonja Lang, a language professional, once had a bout of depression. In trying to simplify her thought processes to deal with her condition, she came up with Toki Ponaโat 120-140 basic words, one of the smallest conlangs in the world, a far cry from the monumental Ithkuil. Hannah H. Kim plays with its deceptive simplicity in โWhat I Found in One of the Tiniest Languagesโ for Psyche.ย
At best: constructions, concoctions, conjurations. At worst: confections, confabulations, cons. And much fun in between. Banana!
But thereโs a conlang that makes jaws drop in awe, and thatโs John Quijadaโs Ithkuil, with its โtwo seemingly incompatible ambitions: to be maximally precise but also maximally concise, capable of capturing nearly every thought that a human being could have while doing so in as few sounds as possible.โ
In philosophical, structural, and functional terms, this language made by an amateur (in the old, best sense of the word), โmay be the most complete realization of a quixotic dream that has entranced philosophers for centuries,โ Foer admits, โthe creation of a more perfect language.โ Perfection is no guarantee it wonโt have to survive Kalmykian self-optimization conferences, Russian militaristic cults, and middle management jobs. And meeting Quijadaโs hero, George Lakoff.
โNatural languages are adequate, but that doesnโt mean theyโre optimal,โ John Quijada, a 53-year-old former employee of the California State Department of Motor Vehicles, told me. In 2004, he published a monograph on the Internet that was titled โIthkuil: A Philosophical Design for a Hypothetical Language.โ Written like a linguistics textbook, the 14-page web site ran to almost a hundred and sixty thousand words. It documented the grammar, syntax, and lexicon of a language that Quijada had spent three decades inventing in his spare time. Ithkuil had never been spoken by anyone other than Quijada, and he assumed that it never would be.
In his preface, Quijada wrote that his โgreater goalโ was โto attempt the creation of what human beings, left to their own devices, would never create naturally, but rather only by conscious intellectual effort: an idealized language whose aim is the highest possible degree of logic, efficiency, detail, and accuracy in cognitive expression via spoken human language, while minimizing the ambiguity, vagueness, illogic, redundancy, polysemy (multiple meanings) and overall arbitrariness that is seemingly ubiquitous in natural human language.โ
The Conlangersโ Art (Annalee Newitz, The Believer, May 2005)
When George R. R. Martinโs epic series A Song of Ice and Fire was being made into a television show, it needed new languages only touched upon in the books. Dothraki and High Valyrian in Game of Thrones are the handiwork of prolific linguist David Peterson. Hereโs Petersonโs TED Talk on Developing Dothraki for Game of Thrones. And a detailed look at his work for Dune.
Some essays provide a clear, affectionate window into a particular era without sounding at all dated, even two decades hence. This is one.ย
Newitz discusses the art of conlanging, covering (in the magazineโs uniquely helpful tagging style): โUnambiguous Communication, William Faulkner, Constructed Cultures, Elegant Computer Code, The Klingon Language Institute, The Aesthetic Power of Calculus, Matriarchal Language, Post-Structuralism, Creative Historical Revisionism, Quasi-Fictional People, Elvish, Feminist Science-Fiction, Warlike Buddhists, The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis.โ
Creating a new language reยญquires a very specific form of consciousness. William Faulkner wrote compelling and gorgeous novels without knowing the first thing about the subjunctive mood, but comparable conlang geniuses cannot build a syntax withยญout considering everything from verb positions to whether they will grant speakers access to a derogatory prefix. For this reason, conlangers tend to be people who are already imยญmersed in specialized forms of symยญbolic communication. They are professional and amateur linguists, logicians, mathematicians, engineers, and software developers. They find elegance in a line of computer code; they feel the aesthetic power of calculus.
And they are all, in one way or another, idealists.
Whether a conlanger has contributed new idioms to Klingon in order to participate in a favorite science-fiction fantasy, or invented a tongue designed solely to reflect womenโs consciousness, he or she is expressing an implicit wish to change the world with language. This urge was codified in what linguists call the Sapir-Whorf Hyยญpothesis. Popularized in the mid-twentieth century, roughly the same time period when conlangers began forming their own communities and interest groups, this hyยญpothesis holds that consciousness is structured by language. To change the way people think, all you have to do is change the language they use to do it.
Communism in Words (Gregor Benton, Jacobin, May 2017)
โJohann Schleyer was a German priest whose irrational passion for umlauts may have been his undoing. During one sleepless night in 1879, he felt a Divine presence telling him to create a universal language. The result was Volapรผk.โ โArika Okrent, linguist, cognitive neuroscientist, and author of In the Land of Invented Languages, in โTrรผth, Beaรผty, and Volapรผkโ for The Public Domain Review.ย
Most people have heard of Esperanto, but little beyond its name, and a vague notion that it has some kind of utopian ideals built into it.ย
Leizer Ludwik Zamenhof, growing up as a Lithuanian Jew under Russian occupation amid multi-ethnic, multi-national chaos, sought a way out. Universal harmony demanded a universal language, and thus was born Esperanto, โthe hoping one.โ It was built to be an auxiliary language, a political instrument for peace.
Bentonโs bus-conductor-turned-revolutionary father tells him about the language he loves: โItโs communism in words.โ Now a professor of Chinese history, Benton maps, through an explicitly leftist perspective much like the languageโs own, Esperantoโs fraught real-world lifeโthrough Soviet cycles of tolerance and violent suppression; through Nazi persecution; through fascist bans in Portugal, Spain, and Italy; through acceptance during the Chinese Cultural Revolution, and more.
Communists in China also learned Esperanto, and used it after the Japanese invasion to seek out foreign support for the resistance. The Japanese female Esperantist Hasegawa Teruโalso known as Verda Majo or Green Mayโwent to China and joined the Klara Circle, named to honor both Zamenhofโs wife Klara and Marxist theorist Clara Zetkin. Hasegawa tried to interest Chinese women in proletarian Esperantist writing and urged her comrades in Japan to call for a world boycott of their country.
The new Communist government in Beijing rewarded the Esperantists for their role in language reform by letting them teach their language in state schools. As in the Soviet Union, this government support didnโt last long. In the early 1950s, the Esperantists were suppressed, but they were later allowed back. They suffered again in the Cultural Revolution, like many Chinese people with foreign contacts.
In general, however, the Cultural Revolution promoted Esperanto.
On Gibberish (Jenni Nuttall, Aeon, May 2020)
โMonday, November 2, 1896.โAfter various characteristic symptoms of the departure for Mars . . . Hรฉlรจne went in a deep sleep. . . [Lรฉopold] informs us that she is en route towards Mars; that once arrived up there she understands the Martian spoken around her, although she has never learned it . . .โ Daniel Rosenberg introduces psychologist Thรฉodore Flournoyโs notebooks in Speaking Martian: Hรฉlรจne Smithโs extraterrestrial sรฉances for Cabinet. P.S.: There is no language called โHindu.โ
Thereโs a beast that inhabits the no-manโs-land between sound and sense, and that beast is โgibberish,โ which, as Jenni Nuttall writes, โprobably comes from โgibber,โ one of a clutch of verbs such as โgobble,โ โgabber,โ โjabber,โ and โgabโ that onomatopoeically imitate the sound of unintelligible babbling.โ
But gibberish is not always nonsense; itโs proto-language, itโs quasi-language, itโs demi-language. Nuttall, an English scholar, takes us on a romp through the margins of languageโbaby babbling, lullabies, muttered prayers, Shakespeare, Dante, word salads, conlang bits, shepherd gossip, nonsense verse, jazz bebop, carols, folk songs.
โHey, trolly-lolly!โ What gibberish accomplishes is serious cultural business.
Linguists call these fragments of sung gibberish โnon-lexical vocables,โ sounds we can vocalize but that arenโt words in any usual sense. You might think of the scat-singing of jazz, or music such as doo-wop or bebop in which the vocables themselves provide the styleโs name. In jazz, the human voice competes with other instruments in improvised sections, and it is much easier to improvise in gibberish than with real lyrics. Similarly, swaying and singing to lull a fractious baby to sleep when you are so tired you can hardly think straight creates the perfect conditions for gibberish to emerge. Words arenโt important to a pre-verbal infant: What has mattered since time immemorial is voice-made music. Medieval lullaby carols in the voice of the Virgin Mary comforting the Christ child preserve some of the earliest of these sung non-lexical vocables in English in their choruses: lulley, lollay, lay.
That word โlullabyโ comes from a combination of two of these early English vocables: lulla-lulla and bi-bi. A 15th-century carol scruffily preserved in a fragmentary manuscript has a chorus full of the soothing gibberish a parent might sing to a child:
Lullay, lullow, lully, lullay,
Bewy, bewy, lully, lully,
Bewy, lully, lullow, lully,
Lullay, baw baw, my barne [child],
Slepe softly now.
This Ancient Language Has the Only Grammar Based Entirely on the Human Body (Anvita Abbi, Scientific American, June 2023)
At the other extreme is a tongue that strips away most of what we take for granted in a language, confounding what we even think of as language. Linguist and reformed missionary Daniel Everett lived with an isolated Amazonian tribe for years, studying Pirahฤ, their self-contained language that is entirely about the โimmediacy of experience.โ His observations threw a bomb into the โuniversal languageโ fortress that Noam Chomsky had constructed over decades. Things blew up.
So far weโve been looking at artificially constructed, or invented, languages (and gibberish), as opposed to those that have developed organically over time. But what if there were a natural language with a visible, decipherable philosophy, an organizing principle unlike that of any known language?ย
The Andamans are an archipelago of over 300 islands in the Bay of Bengal, off the eastern coast of India. After long periods of work in the islands, Abbi, a highly experienced linguist, uncovers something utterly uniqueโthe structure of an ancient, near-extinct language family that had developed in isolation for millennia, that has โthe only grammar based entirely on the human body.โ
When I first came across this essay, I was so amazed by what it describes that I made notes, corresponded with the author who pointed me to her materials and language inventory, and made new work in homage.
Whenever I got a break from my teaching and other duties, I would visit the Andamans, for weeks or months at a time. It took me a year of concerted study to see the language’s patternโand when I did, all the puzzle’s scattered pieces fell into place. Very excited, I wanted to test my made-up sentences right away. I was at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, but I phoned Licho and said to her, โa Joe-engio eole be.โ Licho was overwhelmed and gave me a cherished compliment: โYou have learned our language, madam!โ
My sentence was simply, โJoe sees you.โ Joe was a Great Andamanese youth, and -engio was โonly you.โ My breakthrough was to realize that the prefix e-, which originally derived from an unknown word for an internal body part, had over eons morphed into a grammatical marker signifying any internal attribute, process or activity. So the act of seeing, ole, being an internal activity, had to be eole. The same prefix could be attached to -bungoi, or โbeautiful,โ to form ebungoi, meaning internally beautiful or kind; to sare, for โsea,โ to form esare, or โsalty,โ an inherent quality; and to the root word -biinye, โthinking,โ to yield ebiinye, โto think.โ
The Bookmaking Habits of Select Species (Ken Liu, Lightspeed, August 2012)
China Miรฉvilleโs Locus-winning Embassytown, a novel Ursula K. Le Guin called โa fully achieved work of art,โ explores an improbably alien language on a planet at the far edge of the universe. In the double-voiced Language of the Ariekei, only that which is can be spoken about. In consequence, they desire nothing more than to speak of that which is not, co-opting humans as living similes, and risking intoxication, addiction, and destruction for metaphors.
If youโve been a reader of my lists (thank you), you may have noticed that I often close with some fiction. Fiction is no panacea, but it can often go where factual nonfiction cannot, and this can do good things for the list, and hopefully, for you.ย
Here, for instance, I wanted to give you Ted Chiangโs unmatched โStory of Your Life,โ with its spoken Heptapod A and semasiographic (communicating via written symbols without spoken correspondences) Heptapod B, the latter inducingโin an unapologetically Sapir-Whorfian wayโa nonlinear, synchronous perception of time. The film Arrival is based on it. The story isnโt available in a legit fashion online, but there are other aliens about.
What happens when the language-making impulse itself is examined, along with the thinking that prefigures or accompanies it? How is knowledge stored and passed on? How is meaning made? In this story that approaches xenolinguistics at an oblique angle, Liu imagines worlds and words very different from our own.ย
This stone is the seat of the Quatzoli mind. The stone organ is filled with thousands, millions of intricate channels, forming a maze that divides the water into countless tiny, parallel flows that drip, trickle, wind around each other to represent simple values which, together, coalesce into streams of consciousness and emerge as currents of thought.
Over time, the pattern of water flowing through the stone changes. Older channels are worn down and disappear or become blocked and closed offโand so some memories are forgotten. New channels are created, connecting previously separated flowsโan epiphanyโand the departing water deposits new mineral growths at the far, youngest end of the stone, where the tentative, fragile miniature stalactites are the newest, freshest thoughts.
Kanya Kanchana is a poet and philologist from India.
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