Where would you take a $100,000 check that is also a suicide note — to the cops or to the bank?

Laradon’s director found the envelope in her mailbox when she returned to work four days later. On the back, in handwritten block letters, were six words: WAIT UNTILL YOU HEAR FROM CORONER. And below that, in parentheses: PLEASE DONT CALL EVERYTHING IS OK.

Despite the plea to wait, Green opened the envelope. Inside was the original of Beech’s Last Will and Testament, which left all his worldly goods to Laradon Hall.