A visit to “Tokyo’s first co-sleeping café” where clients pay to sleep next to women or pay for “options” like being patted on the head:
“Did he get any of the options?’
“‘He wanted five-second hug option.’
“‘How much does that cost?’
“‘Sen yen.’ A thousand yen.
“‘What was it like?’
“She mimed wrapping her arms around a thorn tree. She wincingly patted the thorny emptiness.”