The Old Man at Burning Man

[Not single-page] A son and his father take a trip together to Burning Man:

I return to the safety of the RV after several hours roving the playa. My father is MIA. I picture him on a gurney, succumbing to a bronchial attack. Maybe lost in a dust storm, pedaling out into the desert’s lethal infinitude. Close to dinnertime, he returns, and in the manner of some nagging spouse, I commence to chew his ass. ‘Where the hell did you go?’

He shoots me a blank and rather guilty look. ‘James and I went to the Naked Tiki Bar,’ he says.

‘You got naked?’

‘I certainly did,’ he says. ‘It was a remarkably friendly place. And I actually found it very liberating to see these enormously fat women being perfectly willing to bare everything. It was fun to see all of that voluptuality. What did you discover?’

Source: GQ
Published: Feb 4, 2013
Length: 34 minutes (8,736 words)
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