How Many Errorrs Are in This Essay?

An essay to make you chuckle, and think. Ed Simon explores some of the copy mistakes made throughout history — and then shifts onto the mistakes that make us, and our very universe, exist.

Homeoarchy is the accidental deletion of lines; metathesis the reversing of letters in a wrod. An entirely more delightful flaw can be found in a fifteenth-century Croatian manuscript, where splayed across the pages are the inky pawprints of the scribe’s cat.

Author: Ed Simon
Source: The Millions
Published: Aug 24, 2022
Length: 26 minutes (6,542 words)

The Moon Is Beautiful Tonight: On East Asian Narratives

Using Junichiro Tanizaki’s The Key, Jianan Qian examines the differences between how stories are structured and celebrated in Western and East Asian cultures.

Source: The Millions
Published: Apr 17, 2018
Length: 14 minutes (3,578 words)

Finding My Way into a New Form: An Interview with Teju Cole

Steve Paulson interviews Teju Cole about why he left Twitter, his photographic inspirations, how he delights in the beauty of sentence fragments, and his meditative approach to combining text and photography in his book, Blind Spot.

Source: The Millions
Published: Jul 5, 2017
Length: 20 minutes (5,150 words)

It’s Not You, It’s Us

An essay about the end of a relationship and the daunting experience of apartment hunting in Brooklyn.

Source: The Millions
Published: Jan 21, 2015
Length: 16 minutes (4,075 words)

Dragon Ladies

The writer reflects on the difficult relationship between her grandmother and mother, and how it has shaped her relationship with her mother:

“No wonder I’ve preferred not to think too much about what my grandmother and I share, but listening to all those eulogies, and spending three days with my mother in a tiny Swiss hotel room, I had to. She was Eurasian; I’m Eurasian. She was a writer; I’m a writer. In one of her memoirs, published when I was twelve, she writes, ‘Karen is so very much like me in some ways that it is almost unbelievable.’ What could she possibly have observed in pre-teen me to allow her to make that claim? Since her death, it’s occurred to me that those aspects of a mixed-race identity — her protean nature, her desire to control information and the narratives made from it — that served her have served me, and may have enabled the least appealing parts of ourselves. Turns out it’s not just my grandmother who deserves my ambivalence.”

Source: The Millions
Published: Jun 13, 2013
Length: 12 minutes (3,008 words)

The Arcades Project: Martin Amis’ Guide to Classic Video Games

The strange story of Martin Amis’s lost book, Invasion of the Space Invaders, which offered tips on how to play video games like PacMan:

“He is almost as enthusiastic about PacMan, although you get the sense that he sees it (in contrast to Space Invaders) as a fundamentally unserious endeavor. ‘Those cute little PacMen with their special nicknames, that dinky signature tune, the dot-munching Lemon that goes whackawhackawhackawhacka: the machine has an air of childish whimsicality.’ His advice is to concentrate stolidly on the central business of dot-munching, and not to get distracted by the shallow glamor of the fruits: ‘Do I take risks in order to gobble up the fruit symbol in the middle of the screen? I do not, and neither should you. Like the fat and harmless saucer in Missile Command (q.v.), the fruit symbol is there simply to tempt you into hubristic sorties. Bag it.'”

Source: The Millions
Published: Feb 16, 2012
Length: 9 minutes (2,377 words)

Jane Jacobs and the Rebirth of New York

A few weeks ago I took a break from reading Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities to visit the block of Hudson Street in Manhattan’s West Village where Jacobs lived when she wrote her classic book on urban planning. One block over, on Bleecker Street, the storefronts bear the names of some of the most iconic brands in fashion – Steve Madden, Juicy Couture, Coach, Michael Kors – but Jacobs’ old block of Hudson between Perry and West 11th retains its scruffy charm, mixing small residential buildings with restaurants, a bar, a nail salon, a bodega, and a dry cleaner.

Source: The Millions
Published: Sep 15, 2011
Length: 10 minutes (2,698 words)

My Life in Stories

I went back to work. Just about a year later, I sent out another story. Again, I sent it to the New Yorker. This time, someone wrote on the post card rejection: “Strong writing. Thanks.” Then, in November, I received a two-sentence letter from C. Michael Curtis at Atlantic Monthly: “‘A New Year’s Resolution’ starts out promisingly, but we think it veers into improbability (emotional) and something like melodrama. You’re awfully good, however, and I hope you’ll try us again.” It’s no exaggeration to say it: This letter kept me going for years.

Source: The Millions
Published: Aug 30, 2011
Length: 12 minutes (3,141 words)

The Year of Wonders

It was midday on a Monday in early August of the year 2000. … The previous Friday, bidding on my first novel had reached six figures, then paused for people to track down more cash. I’d later learn one editor spent the weekend trying to reach her boss on his Tanzanian vacation, finally getting through via the satellite phone of a safari boat on the Rufiji river, but that he wouldn’t OK a higher bid because he couldn’t get the manuscript in time. I was 32. I’d never made over $12,000 in a year.

Source: The Millions
Published: Jul 7, 2011
Length: 18 minutes (4,520 words)

Writing Is My Peppermint-Flavored Heroin

Source: The Millions
Published: Mar 12, 2010
Length: 15 minutes (3,978 words)