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Imagining if Mick Jagger responded to Keith Richards about his new autobiography. “I am, I see here, marginally endowed, if I read Keith’s sniggering aright. I do not sing well, either. I am not polite to employees; indeed, I have even been known to say, ‘Oh, shut up, Keith,’ in band meetings. I do not appreciate the authenticity of the music or the importance of what we do. I want to ‘lord it over’ the band, like James Brown. I am ‘insufferable.’ I slept with Anita.”
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Published: Nov 5, 2010
Length: 20 minutes (5,103 words)