Dressing Up My Boyfriend As Marc Anthony In His Terrible Kohl’s Clothes

“When I read last fall that Marc and J.Lo were designing clothing line at Kohl’s, I thought, well, now they can’t break up. Who else besides each other could they really expect to weather the shame? I mean, J.Lo is an international superstar. Marc Anthony is a gross international superstar. Kohl’s is the place that everyone thinks is Mervyns and already closed.”

Source: The Awl
Published: Sep 13, 2011
Length: 6 minutes (1,500 words)
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