Darkness on the Edge of Cougartown

On the brink of 50, Sarah Miller makes peace with being 10 years older than her boyfriend, and stops wasting time wishing she were younger.

Source: The Cut
Published: Oct 1, 2019
Length: 8 minutes (2,235 words)

The Best Abortion Ever

“It lasted about ten seconds. I was just about to say, ‘This really hurts,’ when, suddenly, it didn’t hurt anymore, and the doctor was snapping off her gloves.”

Source: The Cut
Published: Jun 19, 2019
Length: 9 minutes (2,277 words)

The Movie Assassin

This personal essay by Sarah Miller has gone viral and divided Twitter. Those who love the piece — about Miller’s struggle in 1996 to get away with panning “The English Patient” for an alt weekly paper — appreciate her brutal honesty and her irreverence toward the Serious Film establishment.

Source: Popula
Published: Sep 30, 2018
Length: 22 minutes (5,578 words)

The Doctor Will See You Now

A personal essay in which Sarah Miller eulogizes her mother’s black sheep brother.

Source: Longreads
Published: Oct 23, 2017
Length: 10 minutes (2,614 words)

High Spirits

When a beverage writer takes a trip to Japan to learn about sochu, she gets lost and learns more about how poor a planner she is.

Source: The Awl
Published: Jan 4, 2017
Length: 15 minutes (3,934 words)

The Mystery of Carl Miller

What if your last name is just the word that comes after your first name?

Source: Longreads
Published: Jul 21, 2016
Length: 9 minutes (2,438 words)

Death to the Maxi Dress: A Manifesto

Writer Sarah Miller expresses her feelings about a certain fashion trend.

Source: Jezebel
Published: May 7, 2015
Length: 7 minutes (1,900 words)

An Argument for Never Cooking Again

Sarah Miller on lessons from her mother’s cooking habits, and her own.

Source: Cafe
Published: Sep 25, 2014
Length: 12 minutes (3,219 words)

The Other Person Is You

Can one find clarity at a Kundalini Yoga retreat? A first-person account from the Summer Solstice Sadhana Celebration:

“Japji was written sometime in the 16th century by Guru Nanak, the first of the ten Sikh gurus. It was written in Gurmukhi. It takes about twenty minutes to recite and what it mostly says is A. it is good to chant God’s name and B. you can’t comprehend how great God is so you need to chant his name and C. doing so is the only way you will really make any headway in life, so don’t bother trying to figure life out, really, it’s too complicated, so you should just chant God’s name.

“I don’t believe in God, really, or maybe I do. Either way, metaphorically, that all makes a lot of sense to me.”

Source: The Awl
Published: Jul 10, 2013
Length: 18 minutes (4,637 words)

Brad And Angie Go To Meet The African Pee Generator Girls

[Fiction] A celebrity couple’s ill-fated trip to Lagos:

“She put her pen down and thoughtfully chewed the silky inside of her left cheek. She stared hard at the photo on her iPod of those beautiful, strong young African women who had just invented this amazing generator that made electricity out of human urine. She shook her head. It was amazing the things that people did in the face of adversity. She continued shaking her head, trying to comprehend the humanity of humanity.

“‘Be careful shaking your head,’ said her son Maddox, who was sitting on the other side of the enormous bed, watching ‘Homeland’ on his iPad. ‘A shard of your beauty just hit me in the face.’ She barely heard him. She let her eye cast around the room for a moment. All her children were here, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, each with his or her iPad. Maddox was next to her on the bed, Zahara was stretched out along the foot. Pax was on one corner of a pink velvet couch, Shiloh on the other. All four were staring at their iPads. In the bedroom foyer, Knox and Vivienne were making a cat out of wooden blocks.”

Source: The Awl
Published: Nov 17, 2012
Length: 8 minutes (2,100 words)