[Fiction] A story about an unemployed ethnomusicologist, gray whales, and Miranda July:

“‘Garfield was my favorite president,’ said Brandon.

“‘James A. Garfield?’ said Kara. ‘President from March to July of 1881?’

“‘From Ohio?’ she said.

“‘That’s the one,’ said Brandon.

“He said: ‘I think he would have proven to be an effective leader if he’d been given the chance.’

“Charles put his hand on Kara’s knee.

“‘That’s funny,’ said Charles. ‘Garfield’s killer, Charles Guiteau, is my favorite presidential assassin, and it’s not just because we share a name.’”