?uestlove might not rap, but he’s still one of hip-hop’s best storytellers, and he had plenty of yarns when we spoke with him recently about all of the above– including the time Puffy screamed on him for an hour and how he bonded with Jay-Z over their mutual love of “The Simpsons”. One of these days, ?uestlove will write a memoir, and it will be incredible. Consider the following a preview.