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Motherfuckerland, Installment 20

(Art by spoon+fork.) A nice suit made me look sharp.  More importantly, it gave me confidence.  I’d never worn anything that gave me such a mental boost, apart from a protector…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 15 minutes (3753 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 19

(Art by spoon+fork.) Chuck worked out a deal for me and they released me to my overheated apartment.  The first thing I did was go into the bathroom and feed my fish. I had been gone almost a…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 6 minutes (1582 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 18

(Art by spoon+fork.) The Jersey newspapers usually run national news in the front sections.  Apart from high-school sports and construction kickback busts, there was almost never any local news.…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 6 minutes (1719 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 17

(Art by spoon+fork.) Andrea Conti wanted to give me a handjob as usual, but I was done with it.  I think those anti-horny jail chemicals were completely out of my system.  I still wanted to…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 6 minutes (1746 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 16

(Art by spoon+fork.) Howard didn’t bother to show up to work on Tuesday.  Didn’t get a phone call, either. I wasn’t surprised.  It was just a matter of time before this…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 12 minutes (3106 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 15

(Art by spoon+fork.) When I staggered into work two days later Howard took a look at me and said, “You just lucked out big time.” “Why? I’m not late.  Am I?”…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 7 minutes (1832 words)
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Motherfuckerland, Installment 13

(Art by spoon+fork.) Saint Maximilian Kolbe, the Roman Catholic Church I went to before my father freaked out, was also the place where I…
AUTHOR:Ed Lin
LENGTH: 8 minutes (2015 words)

Motherfuckerland, Installment 11

(Art by spoon+fork.) I used to love fishing.  I never got so deep into it that I would make my own flies or drift live bait in the water.  I was a sandworms-and-frozen-spearing kinda kid.…
LENGTH: 7 minutes (1894 words)
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Motherfuckerland, Installment 9

(Art by spoon+fork.) Before we got started, I offered Andrea Conti a joint. Despite the close brush at JJ’s, I couldn’t stop smoking pot.  It became even more exciting.  Pot…
LENGTH: 9 minutes (2346 words)
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