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Who Killed The Deep Space Climate Observatory?

Nearly a decade ago, NASA built an Earth-monitoring satellite that could have observed global warming in action. Then the agency stashed it in a warehouse in Maryland, where it remains to this day.…
LENGTH: 12 minutes (3059 words)

The String Theory

Originally published in the July 1996 issue When Michael T. Joyce of Los Angeles serves, when he tosses the ball and his face rises to track it, it looks like he’s smiling, but he’s not…
PUBLISHED: June 28, 2010
LENGTH: 37 minutes (9348 words)

Searching for Guy Fieri At Guy's American Kitchen and Bar

Guy Fieri's Facebook pageI've been making fun of Guy Fieri for a pretty long time. I mean, look at him: If we ever get dragged into World War III, the Axis powers will put his chubby, bleached-blond…
PUBLISHED: Sept. 12, 2012
LENGTH: 8 minutes (2190 words)

"Gary Jones" Wants Your Nudes

Hunter Moore said he would set fire to the Voice's office if I wrote this. Actually, the 26-year-old's exact words were, "Honestly, I will be fucking furious, and I will burn down fucking The Village…
PUBLISHED: May 16, 2012
LENGTH: 13 minutes (3345 words)
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